Monday, April 11, 2011

Just another kid on Crime alley

A young boy from the streets of crime alley had just been dropped off at a school in Crime Alley . But when young Jason Todd went in to the school there was a big problem. But at the same time Batman was hoping that what he just did was the right move and that Jason Todd wasn't... just another kid on Crime alley. Batman was riding in the bat-mobile still thinking about Jason and if he had other smarts then stealing tires. When Bruce got back Alfred asked him how could the boy stole the tires off the bat-mobile. And Bruce said", we put on those new tires and I didn't finish redesigning the hub caps". ", There for leaving the hub caps exposed" said Alfred. Meanwhile at Ma Gunns school for boys Jason is having a lot more trouble then Batman thought. ",We've got a new pupil, luvs. Batman sent 'im... Now, who wants to stuff the little stoolie for old Ma" Ma Gunn said slowly. Then all the guys started coming around Jason saying they would give him a swimming lesson where he holds his breath for a very long time under water. But most of them got the words wrong and got a pinch from Ma. Then all the kids started a fight but Jason still took the first anything. But there were still to many people on the other side and Jason got all of them piled on top of him. ",Spunky little bloke" Ma said to Jason. Next morning play boy Bruce Wayne was looking for a copy of Jason Todd parents files. And he finally found a court house with prints of the Todd family. He asked the lady on the computer if he could get some prints on the Todd parents.But when he was walking out his stroke off luck was out. Because Viki Vale saw him and started getting all into his day. On the way out of the court house Viki asked Bruce if he would want to join her on her interview on Crime Alley. And Bruce agreed hoping this wouldn't be like another date. When they got to Crime Alley the first place they went to was, Ma Gunns school for boys. But there were already some people there so they had to wait. When they all the other people went out and Ma saw Bruce and Viki, Viki said ", I have a few followup questions for my article--but I didn't want to interrupt your television debut!" Viki said.", Your becoming quite a media star" Bruce said. Then Ma welcomed them in to her school. Ma and Bruce had a talk about how to run a school alone in Crime Alley. When Viki and Bruce left Ma got back to the real lesson. Which was why a revolver is better then a automatic. And Right in the middle of class Freddy [ one of the kids ] started smoking weed. And right when Ma saw him doing it she smacked him and said", how many times do I have to tell you.. never do dope". Then old Ma picked up a bottle of beer and said", stick with booze boys". And then one of the kids wanted to have some trust and wanted to try some right away. But Ma stopped him and said", ah ah ah boys, we will need your heads nice and clear for the big robbery tonight". And right at that moment Jason was thinking", this old dame is batty.That night as Jason drops out of school [ which means literally dropping out of a building on a rope ] the Batman is meting Jim Gorden for some important information on the Todds. ", Here are your print outs on the Todd family", Gorden said. Gorden told Batman that That Willis Todd was a flunky for Two-Face and that Dent shot him for failing a mission. But Jim asked Batman what was his interest in the Todd family. And Batman said", its personal Jim". But right at that moment two college kids were out in Crime Alley trying to score some.. ya know. But the guys they were trying to get it from stole there money and they both got knocked down to the ground. But right when the guys who stole the money were about to scatter Batman flew in and gave them a taste of there own medisin. Then he got the others guys up and told them", go home. keep your noses clean, and your butts out of Crime alley". When Batman was walking back to see how Jason was doing he ran into a guy that got his tires stole. And Batman said ", I think I know who did this Sir.",. And sure enough he was right. Jason Todd stole the tires. But when Batman found Jason he wasn't at Ma Gunns. He was in his room with his headphones on reading a book. Batman took the head gear off Jason's ears and said", you didn't keep your end of the bargain",. ", Like Hell" Jason yelled. Then Batman asked Jason why he wasn't at Ma Gunns and Jason said", ha! Swell school you enrolled me in! It's a kindergarten for crime.". And as they return the tires The Batman hears an incredible tale about Ma Gunn. But when they return the tires to the man, the man and the Batman are to late to see Jason go away. In fact the man didn't even see Jason. But Batman had some crime busting he needed to do with Ma Gunn and her boys. Meanwhile Ma Gunn and her boys are at the museum. One of the kids knocked out the guard of the front door. When they were walking down the hallway there were all these big ruby's and crystals all over the place. And they finally got to the rocks they were looking for. And they were the same rocks the Joker was after the day before yesterday, when there was a Robin. Ma Gunn was looking right at the crystal necklace and was right in front of it but the Bat always comes in on time. Batman kicked the first kid in the face while he was still on his grapple hook. And the second kid got kneed and punched in the face. But then Ma hit Batman on the head with a purse but Batman still wasn't knock out. ", You wouldn't hit a poor old lady would you Batman", Ma Gunn said hoping he would not see the gun behide her back. ", Never" Batman said while he had punched Ma Gunn. And with that one punch old Ma was taking a six hour nap. But there was still one kid he needed to get, Freddy who he didn't see. But Freddy saw Batman from way up in the air. Freddy was up on one of the giant diamond platforms. And he was about to push the giant diamond on the Batman. But luckily Jason came in a few minutes after Batman was under the platform and Jason said", Batman look out!". Batman jumped out of the way. Then Freddy jumped down to a way lower platform to fight Jason. But Jason totally mocked the floor with Freddy. When Batman and Jason got out of the museum Batman asked Jason ", how did you get in to the museum". ", Same as you, throw the roof" Jason said. ", Why didn't you call the police", Batman asked. ", Wheres the fun in that" Jason said. Then Batman took Jason to the bat-mobile and let Jason ride in it. ", You know, if you turn me over to the social workers, well...the chances of a kid my age findin a decent home are slim..." Jason said. And Batman ended up saying", don't bet on it... Robin". DON'T FAIL TO SEE IF JASON TODD SUCCEEDS IN HIS FIRST MISSION AS ROBIN!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME...

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Ending of Dick Grayson, The First Boy Wonder

A long time ago there was a circus. It was called the Haly Circus. Tragic things happened that night when a young boy's parents fell from the trapeze. The young boy was put under the wing of a man and a butler. The young boy had to settle down because of a terrible fact about the man. The man was a terrible monster that stoked the night in this city. And one night the boy joined the mans crusade and became his partner in crime. But in 1981 it was all over. And the crusader and the boy departed. And the age of a new Robin was a day ahead. The end of Dick Grayson the first Boy Wonder!! One night Batman and Robin were running after Joker, one of their best criminals. Robin was about to punch Joker. But when he was about to do it Joker rapped a rope around Robin's ankle and shot him in the shoulder when Batman wasn't looking. Robin almost fell off the building, but Batman got him before he hit the ground. Then Batman had just got Joker and dropped him off at Arkham Asylum. Dick had almost broke all the bones in his body. After they got back to the manor the dead Robin thing was all over the papers. Dick really got on himself about what he could have don . Bruce really got on Dick for what he did. And after that it was all over and Dick found his new destiny, to become Nightwing. And it was settled, Dick was out of Bruce's world. But Bruce and Dick were still the best of friends, in fact after the talk Bruce gave Dick some good advise on becoming your destiny. After that Bruce turned into Batman and went over to the police station to see Gorden. When he came went throw the window as always him and Gorden started talking. The first thing that Gorden said was", is Robin dead". And him and Batman went on and on about it. Batman said that Robin wasn't literally dead but to all intents and purposes he was. Batman and Gorden talk for at least 15 more minutes and then Batman went back out the window. The next day Bruce remembered that he had a brunch date with Viki Vale that noon so he had to get ready. When he got to the place Viki was already there and had her food. Viki said she wanted him to help her to chair the committee of concerned citizens against the Batman. And Bruce disagreed with Viki. When they got up they walked throw one of the parts of Gotham. While Viki was still talking Bruce saw some people stealing a persons wallet with the person not knowing. Bruce went up to the guy that got his wallet taken and said [ sir, would you mind checking for your wallet?] and the man replied [ what is th-- hey ! My wallets gone! how did you--]. Then Bruce started running after the guys who took the mans wallet. When he tried to fight he remembered that if he fights to good people will know his secret. So Bruce ended up losing the fight. After that Viki Vale came right up to him and said that it was foolish of him to get involved but she loved him for it.But Bruce still got the wallet and returned it to the man. The date thing was over for the after noon and now Bruce had something he had to do, as the Batman!! That day was the day that Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered. And that is the reason it's called crime alley. So every time this day comes around Batman goes to crime alley and walks all over it. But this time after he was in front where all the people were he went deep into crime alley where he found Ma,Gunns school for boys, one of the best and most known schools in crime alley. Batman and Ms. Gunn had a long talk and Batman had been hearing a lot of good things about Ma Gunn. When he had got back to the bile that night he did something he would have never done before. Batman had started laughing, because the tiers from the bile were gone. Then a 14 year old boy came back and saw Batman. ", I see you've came back to finish the job" said Batman. Then the Batman ask the kid if he would give him the tires back. Then the kid got rebellious and said", who says". Then Batman saw that the boy had a crowbar and said ", whats with the crowbar, kid". Then the kid said", this" and hit Batman in the stomach with his crowbar. Batman let the kid run so he could see where he hides at. Batman had found the kids home, it was a an abandon building that was filled with posters and graffiti. When Batman found the kids room the kid was smoking. Batman told the kid that smoking would stop his growth. The kid was really pissed off that Batman kept on bothering him so he said ", take your stupid tires and get out of my room". But Batman got the kid to come and put the tires back to the bile. While the kid was putting the tires back on he told Batman his story and his name. And his name was Jason Todd. Jason told Batman that his mother was diagnosed with cancer and he tried to take care of her as much as he could. Then Batman ask him about school and Jason said [i graduated a long time ago-- from the streets of crime alley]. Then Batman thote about a real school for Jason and remembered Ma, Gunns school for boys. Then Batman and Jason had a talked about real school. And then Batman told Jason that they would make a deal that he would have to go to school even if he didn't want to. So Batman took Jason to Ma, Gunn so he would be nice and smart. Then when they got there Jason waved good bye to Batman, and Batman waved good bye to Jason. But when Jason went inside there where a bunch of guys who started coming around Jason and Ma Gunn was smoking a sager. And Jason found out Ma Gunn was really bad!! UNTIL NEXT TIME...

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